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[Karl Spackler]

There's a lot of otherwise intelligent humans out there that allow themselves to look like drooling morons because they don't know how to operate the apostrophe to standard.

https://www.wikihow.com/Use-Apostrophes

I'm on a mission to civilize.

[Firefly]

As someone who corrects other people's writing for a living - thank you.

[Labroisse]

Its really quite simple.

[Karl Spackler]

3 hours ago, Labroisse said:

Its really quite simple.

You'd think.

[Barton]

I worked with a guy who used to use apostrophe's whenever a word was plural.  Drove me nut's.

[Karl Spackler]

16 hours ago, Barton said:

I worked with a guy who used to use apostrophe's whenever a word was plural.  Drove me nut's.

I see what you did there. This is who I'm addressing - the people that think the plural of cat is cat's.

 

Did you fix that guy?

[Britchot]

6 hours ago, Karl Spackler said:

the people that think the plural of cat is cat's.

Everyone knows it's "catses's"

[Vonrd]

1 hour ago, Britchot said:

Everyone knows it's "catses's"

No, I believe it's "troubles's"  

Alternatively... "mayhem's" 

[Heinrich]

Would Sméagol/Gollem use the apostrophe? 

[Labroisse]

9 hours ago, Heinrich said:

Would Sméagol/Gollem use the apostrophe? 

My preciouse's.

[Firefly]

5 minutes ago, Labroisse said:

My preciouse's.

Evil hobbitses's...